Ooh! ” Willy pipes up. “Maybe he'll write a story about Santa and Mrs. Claus getting caught with their pants down with other people. If we get lucky, maybe he'll kill-”“ Don't finish that sentence, elf.”“ Randy, you're such a spoilsport. You can't say you haven't conjured up that scenario in your big head a time or a dozen. Continue. Maybe I'll write that story.”“ No, you won't. Your idea of a good story is nothing but sex, sex, and more sex. You'd never make it through writing a chapter because you'd have to stop and jerk off a half dozen times.”“ Ew! Not about Santa and Mrs. Claus. Yuck, ” Willy comes back at him with a sour look on his face. “That's not even funny, Randy. Candi Kay
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